A happily married couple— Lily and S— shares the things that make them hot. 18+ Only. NSFW. Keep your mind and heart open.Tumblr (3.0; @twoheadedlovemonster)http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xhqwjIis1qap8d8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xhqwjIis1qap8d8o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>And hiding his face…?</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mynameisntjessica.tumblr.com/post/24201137397/i-love-how-the-dude-saying-that-is-shirtless">mynameisntjessica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love how the dude saying that is shirtless.</p> </blockquote>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24374246372http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24374246372Sun, 03 Jun 2012 20:34:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yf4mxND81qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New bra. Yay!</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24209723524http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24209723524Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:50:46 -0500lilyoriginalsbracleavage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4urv0pYjL1qj441jo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Shh…. you’re a good girl.”</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24202569658http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24202569658Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:28:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7k71Xo9T1qi3ca1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have a professor who looks like this—the cap, the beard, so professorial it’s almost funny. But I can’t say I’ve never wondered what’s under all that tweed…</p> <p>~Lily</p> <p>(Believe it or not, that’s John Hamm.)</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24202375357http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24202375357Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:24:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tqnuFS8a1rvxatvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>While I most certainly enjoy being an active participant, I also love watching Lily touch herself.  (Don’t tell her, but I learned quite a few tricks by watching how she pleases herself.)  —S</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24096345766http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24096345766Wed, 30 May 2012 19:25:17 -0500<span id="video_player_24074829738">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_24074829738",'http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/video_file/24074829738/tumblr_lfgq2yW5zb1qfdwdu',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfgq2yW5zb1qfdwdu_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfgq2yW5zb1qfdwdu_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfgq2yW5zb1qfdwdu_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfgq2yW5zb1qfdwdu_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfgq2yW5zb1qfdwdu_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>This is making the rounds, and for good reason. My jaw literally dropped when I saw it. Proof that a sufficiently gorgeous woman can make *anything* look sexy. :) Enjoy.</p> <p>~L</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24074829738http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/24074829738Wed, 30 May 2012 14:05:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pkl0m4FQ1qctlqzo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pkl0m4FQ1qctlqzo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pkl0m4FQ1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Is there anything in the world sexier than great legs in madras shorts? I think not. This is why I can’t WAIT for yard work time to be over and beer-and-hammock time to begin. ~Lily</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23901783739http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23901783739Sun, 27 May 2012 20:44:00 -0500sORIGINALS<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nbjrFzBW1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Flashing S in the parking garage, en route from work to happy hour.</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23814419832http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23814419832Sat, 26 May 2012 14:59:51 -0500<p>I’m not sure if this question was for me or S, so we’re answering together. For both of us, the very idea of spanking is pretty powerful. For S, having me bent over and having that control over me; for me, being bent over and vulnerable. So, yeah, we both become aroused about at the point when S says “bend over.” :) ~Lily</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23806351076http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23806351076Sat, 26 May 2012 12:35:43 -0500<span id="video_player_23653311624">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_23653311624",'http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/video_file/23653311624/tumblr_m4ic40KKCP1qctlqz',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4ic40KKCP1qctlqz_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4ic40KKCP1qctlqz_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4ic40KKCP1qctlqz_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4ic40KKCP1qctlqz_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4ic40KKCP1qctlqz_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Since Lily was naughty, Daddy had to take care of the situation. —S</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23653311624http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23653311624Wed, 23 May 2012 22:31:07 -0500lilyoriginalssspankingvideo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fy281hfA1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daddy, I did something naughty while you were at work…</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23566693036http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23566693036Tue, 22 May 2012 17:01:00 -0500lilyoriginalspussybottomdaddy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rbbn50oD1rsrdeyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All hat and no cattle. But it’s some damn fine hat.</p> <p>~L</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23549098956http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23549098956Tue, 22 May 2012 11:39:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dl28sUVC1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23478907507http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23478907507Mon, 21 May 2012 08:49:00 -0500originalstypewritersex toys<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bnvjkEgM1qdy38lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Amen. —S</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hislittlewhore.tumblr.com/post/23419455422/the-two-best-teachers-are-love-and-pain-andrea">hislittlewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>The two best teachers are love and pain.</span><br/><span>~ Andrea Haskell [played by Marcia Gay Harden in The Education of Max Bixford]</span></p> </blockquote>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23419744597http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23419744597Sun, 20 May 2012 11:23:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bnetEZa11qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…why it’s so hard for me to leave for the office each morning.  —S</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23409868565http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23409868565Sun, 20 May 2012 07:44:53 -0500lilyoriginalsbednightie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4akww7No21qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cold martinis on a hot day. I make ‘em small (~2.5 oz), not dry, and with as many olives as I can cram in there without overfilling the glass. Some people would call that gauche, but I don’t care.</p> <p>Because what’s sexy—and it took me a good 20 years to figure this out—is knowing what you like, and not because some media source told you what to like.</p> <p>Don’t mind me. It’s the martini talking. :)</p> <p>~Lily</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23377033959http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23377033959Sat, 19 May 2012 17:58:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnj690i7F1qfbon7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And then there are the fantasies I don’t even like to *think* about, the ones that make me blush right after I cum… ~L</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goreanmaster.tumblr.com/post/22594931850/kurii-and-his-slave-girl">goreanmaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span">Kurii and his slave girl</span></strong></span></p> </blockquote>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23301203362http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23301203362Fri, 18 May 2012 14:00:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29vm8b4ds1rqpigpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There are fantasies I readily admit to, and then there are the ones that I don’t like to talk about… ~L</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23300135112http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23300135112Fri, 18 May 2012 13:36:25 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m483ti2S341qctlqzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>S is my panty valet. (Tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.) He organized the drawer yesterday during a conference call. What a sweetheart!</p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23291397903http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23291397903Fri, 18 May 2012 09:48:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4439dasUD1qctlqzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You don’t get to have this.” — Megan Draper</p> <p><em>…and even more insightful…</em></p> <p>“Is there <em>really</em> any problem that can’t be solved with angry floor sex?” — <span class="st">Jessica Paré</span></p>http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23159698744http://twoheadedlovemonster.tumblr.com/post/23159698744Wed, 16 May 2012 05:46:00 -0500angry floor sexdon draperjessica paremad menmegan draperunderwear